Daily Prompt: List 20 Facts About Yourself

This is actually quite difficult for me because I happen to have a lot of opinions about myself. But I'll give it a go for the sake of the prompt.

1. I was blonde until around age three

2. I admin a depression support group for mothers on Facebook

3. I once died a section of my hair purple, and it turned pink

4. I enjoy smoking hookah

5. I love trivia games

6. I used to stage kitten for a burlesque troupe

7. I dislike drinking unflavored water

8. I was once in love with a young woman

9. I don't have a car, and haven't for over two years

10. I was a live-in nanny whilst living in Hawaii

11. I once read 50 books in one summer

12. I read the Twilight Saga in four days

13. I once was kicked out of Spanish class for yelling at the profe in English

14. I get my hair cut once per year

15. In high school, I straitened my hair every day

16. I long to own an authentic Coach purse

17. I do not want to live in America

18. I've never been to a Disney resort

19. I have many irrational fears

20. I am an excellent liar

There, that was easy.